How I Feel About: “Dick Pics”

Happy Valentine’s Day.

There isn’t really a way to be subtle about this topic.  I must say, I’ve been compelled to blog about this for a while because I meet a lot of women whether I’m trying to or not during my travels and there aren’t too many that don’t arbitrarily bring this up!  Actually… I’ve had women THANK ME for not sending them dick pics.  It’s ridiculous!

What, you thought I was joking?

“What is a Dick Pic?” I’m glad you asked.  A dick Pic is when a guy takes a picture of his -or someone’s- junk [apparently] and sends it to you via text or social media. This is supposed to indicate a sexual tone or desire.

There’s honestly no problem with sexting.  If a woman requests a picture of your genitalia… whether it is just to test your mettle, or to see what she’s getting into later on that night, it’s not a problem.  She ASKED for it!  But if you just got someone’s phone number, or you just got a match on Tinder, or you just got a random friend request on Facebook, the thing to do is NOT send them a picture of your dick, even before you say “Hello, how are you?”

 

What I’ve always wanted to know was, “Does this work?”  I mean… I’ve never done the leg work myself so-to-speak, but I feel like asking guys who have the balls to do this [I’M ON A ROLL!] “Hey bro, do women respond positively to you arbitrarily sending them pictures of your cock-n-balls?” Seriously.  What makes a man do it?  Arrogance? Stupidity? What clicks in a mans head, and makes him think, “Yea, this bitch DEFINITELY wants to see my schwank.” And hit ‘send’?

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A couple quick notes:

1: If Women ask for it. Please be mindful, if you two aren’t serious, this picture will probably end up in the inbox of 5-10 other women as the joke of the day.  If you don’t  care, or you are super confident in your junk, go for it.

2: Be mindful: Women aren’t always in a sexual mood or even in an environment to where they can focus on sex.  You have mothers, who have children who may be playing games on their phones or talking to their grandparents or WHATEVER, and can get hold of that glorious hog of yours.  I’m pretty sure, no woman wants that to happen. A woman can be at work, in a business meeting, or at church/ bible study, or something; be in mixed company and their phone happens to be in someone elses line of sight.  That could actually get someone fired! Who knows?

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I figure at some point it has.  Men aren’t THAT stupid… are we?  Somewhere in the history of time, there HAD to be a woman who has responded favorably to an unsolicited dick pic, or else it wouldn’t be a thing.

 

MY opinion. I’ve been on Craiglist dating ads before.  So, I’ve seen the raunchiest of the raunchy.  I don’t even know WHY I’m asking whether some women want dick pics up front.  I’ve seen it as a REQUIREMENT for responding to an ad!  Honestly.

…Tracy. 32. West Chester, Pa.

Looking for a REAL MAN!  If you’re white, over 6’0 and disease free, please respond with recent pictures of yourself, and one from ehem… “downstairs”…

That’s just one that I could remember off hand.  What I do in my spare time has brought me upon all types.  In case you’re wondering whether I responded to her ad, you bet your ass I did!  We immediately got into a debate about race, and we were good buddy’s for a while.

Look, I’m really sorry this is even an issue first of all.  And I’m really sorry that women feel that on their online dating profiles, initial text messages or whatever!  That they need to make a disclaimer, discouraging the transmittal of Dick pics! But unfortunately, I think that’s what you’re going to have to do, in order to help put a dent in this mentality.

On the FLIP SIDE!  As I stated before, there are some women who are fucking it up for other women.  Ladies, if you’re sending provocative pictures of yourself to start, you may be planting the seed for this type of behavior.  I ALWAYS ask a chick for a picture of them for my caller I.D.  I gotta keep my caller I.D. in an orderly fashion.  First name, followed by their location, and a FACE PICTURE!  With that being said, I’ve had women send me pictures of them from the back, showing off their tramp stamps, pictures of them from the side with their ass on the bathroom sink!  Pictures of them at the club, on the couch or ANYWHERE with more cleavage showing than face!  And I know… its not like you sent me a picture of your hoohah, but lets face it… we’re kinda stupid… and if you open the door, EVEN JUST A LITTLE, we’re gonna bust that shit open!  So keep it classy, and if you send a guy a picture with you fully clothed looking like a respectable woman, and he still sends you a huge, hairy nomad… then at least then you know you’re dealing with a total prick, and you can tell him to lose your number. But be logical about it.

Let me know how you feel about it.  And no… I don’t send dick pics.  It’s ALWAYS cold where I am.

Ladies, please share your Dick Pic stories below in the comment section.  Feel free to post the picture as well.  LoL… I’m kidding.

Scream at me

-Rooks

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Main Photo: Pixabay artist: JESHOOTS

Man taking pic of junk: http://www.rawstory.com via Shutterstock

Picture of Text message: Straight from my huge inbox folder of useless connections in Vegas

Cool guy sending Text photo: Pixabay Artist: TheHilaryClark

Seated girl texting: Pixabay artist “StockSnap”

Oprah passing out dicks: quickmeme.com/3tnula