How many things in life… my life, are easily broken when not handled with care.
Category: love
Take Me As I Am
Of all the baseless, nonsensical, overly-shared thought processes out there, this one has taken the pancake this morning.
“We Don’t Need Men”
From absentee fathers to absentee husbands, we as men have led women to believe that they neither want or need us around anymore.
5’11” In Heels
Shout out to all the ladies who require men to be taller depending on which shoe they choose to wear from day to day… Jesus, no wonder divorce rates are so high.
Rooks’ 2018 [Year End Blog]
Kinda glad that’s all behind me. Time to keep moving forward. Enjoy a slightly more condensed version of my year end blog!
Pointless Pussy Plateau
It used to be fun. Meeting a girl at the local club while she watched you cut up all night on stage with your boys; take her to the Waffle House then home to blah blah blah…
I’m a Cool Dad.
I’m a little strict, I’m a little unorthodox… but I’m not like other dads, I’m a Cool Dad.
The Sob Stories Women Tell Men
Women stop lying to yourselves and to men. If you meet a new guy and wanna tell him about your past, tell him the truth. I’m almost certain he will still throw you some D at the very least.
She’s Too Young For You
Women have a cool name for it. They’re COUGARS when they’re post middle-aged but prey on or prefer young 20-something year old men. However, men my age and older who would like to keep a PYT are labeled as, ‘creepy’, ‘Chester’, ‘gross’, and sometimes just “Ewl”.
Is Your Relationship ‘Facebook Official’?
…for you people who DO utilize social media. For whatever reason it may be. Be it networking, spying on your children, job-searching, spying on family, dating, spying on your coworkers, generally being social, spying on your husband or wife, gaming, spying on ex-lovers, researching, spying on your current lover, standard public-figure stalking, or just passing the time…
