The Sob Stories Women Tell Men

Women stop lying to yourselves and to men.  If you meet a new guy and wanna tell him about your past, tell him the truth.  I’m almost certain he will still throw you some D at the very least.

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She’s Too Young For You

Women have a cool name for it.  They’re COUGARS when they’re post middle-aged but prey on or prefer young 20-something year old men. However, men my age and older who would like to keep a PYT are labeled as, ‘creepy’, ‘Chester’, ‘gross’, and sometimes just “Ewl”.

Is Your Relationship ‘Facebook Official’?

…for you people who DO utilize social media.  For whatever reason it may be. Be it networking, spying on your children, job-searching, spying on family, dating, spying on your coworkers, generally being social, spying on your husband or wife, gaming, spying on ex-lovers, researching, spying on your current lover, standard public-figure stalking, or just passing the time…