This blog was originally named: What’s Yo’ Zodiac Sign!
Greetings and salutations earthlings. You guys know I’m not into the Zodiac/Astrological bullshit. But I was engaged at work a couple of days ago to test the characteristics of each symbol to the people I actually knew. I started out with the two co-workers and felt the similarities were mostly general or coincidental. Then I used my wife… and it became a little interesting. Then I used myself, the Virgo… the mighty mighty Virgo, about five minutes ago and I’m just floored. I’m going to post a few parts that basically dropped my jaw:
How To Attract Virgo:
Virgos need intellectual stimulation. Impress them with facts and details. Always try to come to conclusions when having a conversation, they do not like topics that go nowhere, they like conversations to come to a close or consensus, even if you agree to disagree. They are very conventional people so do not do anything spontaneous or force them to make a hasty decision, they take their time and think intensely in their mind. They are not slow, their brain is working evaluating everything. Do not attempt to probe inside their mind because their emotions are pretty much closed off until the relationship is solid, and they will decide when that time will be. Virgos are natural worriers, do not let this get to you. Do not give them cause to worry because this makes them get wound up like a spring. Let Virgo take the lead, they like to be in control of what is happening. Keep the date tasteful and do not be vulgar, they like calm and classy surroundings and people.
Virgo and Friendship:
People look up to Virgo for friends because they are straight thinkers and solve problems logically. They are truthful, loyal and determined. Some people might find them cold or emotionally detached because they live in their minds, not in their emotions and feelings. It might be hard to pin down how a Virgo friend is feeling because they easily live in denial. A person who is able to read deep into another person will notice when Virgo is not well but if they confront them about it, they would rather retreat then talk about it. It is best to keep your emotional distance from a Virgo friend unless they open up to you first. Virgo might try to analyze and control a friend’s life but only with the idea that they will improve their life, not purely for the sake of controlling. Be patient with your Virgo friend and understand that their recommendations are only to make your life better.
SO EFFIN ME!
Sex With Virgo:
As time progresses, sex with Virgo becomes more and more sensual. These are not the type of people who will engage in a one night stand, they are too reserved and prudish for that. Expect sex to be direct and straightforward, no fancy moves, places or games. Virgo is not a highly sexed zodiac sign and does not place much importance on it, if anything they consider sex to be gross and dirty. Once a relationship is solid, Virgo is willing to experiment a little bit with techniques and foreplay but like everything else involving a Virgo, it takes time to develop once all the advantages and disadvantages have been thoroughly weighed out.
I’ve always looked at Zodiac signs, horoscopes and all that bullshit as… well, bullshit. Kind of like fortune cookies. You know… minus the cookie. Just random general junk that can apply to anyone. But this was insanely insightful. How I don’t find sex of too much importance. How I try to “control” my friends to better them. How I need to be intellectually stimulated by a woman just as much as or even moreso than physically. So many more, it’s just flabberghasting. It kinda sucks. I feel like I’m somewhat of a unique person. I don’t like to think that everyone born within this timeframe may have several of the same similiarities. But… now that I think about it, it could be why my father and my brothers and I are so much alike. I need to get to know some more virgos, see if this is really real.
Do you relate to your zodiac sign?
<a href=”https://plus.google.com/118113216413534536100/posts rel=author”>Robert Lovelle Rooks</a>